12631 Power Shirt
Product Description
This shirt will make you ridiculously strong. No joke. Like, if you can bench 150 lbs now, expect to bench at least 300 while wearing this shirt. YOU NEED TO KEEP IT ON, THOUGH. If you take it off for some stupid reason (like to take a shower), you'll instantly revert back into a weakling.
DISCLAIMER FOR PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES: Due to the unfair advantage inherent in wearing this shirt, most professional sports organizations (including, but not limited to Major League Baseball) have unconditionally banned its athletes from adorning this garment.
DISCLAIMER FOR PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES: Due to the unfair advantage inherent in wearing this shirt, most professional sports organizations (including, but not limited to Major League Baseball) have unconditionally banned its athletes from adorning this garment.